marmittes:

do you ever go to bed and you’re lying awake in the middle of the night and suddenly you start laughing because of something you saw on the internet today and then you’re sad because you realise you’re laughing alone in bed thinking about the internet

(Source: cuntstitution)

they’re making a thor 2 already? whoa that was so fast

RIP shirt #610 and 653: “i needed to break my shirt and take off all my armor just to use a sword” & the other one wasn’t actually shiryu’s fault

bonus shun uwu

aw i wish my school had offered more languages. i think they’re rly cool!

i already took a semester of spanish (only 1 b/c i just can’t roll my r’s lol) and 3 in french but i wish i could learn more about maybe italian or greek or portuguese or even japanese. they sound so lovely. uwu

i had a chinese friend who used to live in panama and he spoke portuguese and some italian (that doesn’t even match up, i don’t even know how that worked… but ok?!?!) and omg he spoke so fast and apparently he can also understand spanish rly well. i was so jealous. he got mixed up a lot in spanish class tho and our teacher was always like “nooo muchacho” lmao

just omg isn’t it amazing… how they’re so different… like how did that come to b

idk sometimes i just wanna learn about EVERYThING

doomed to shitty internet 4ever b/c i don’t live close to a large enough server or have a newer house w/better wires sigh

i wish we could have at least 10mbps… we only get “up to” 3mbps aka p much 1.5 all the time

i think the internet keeps going out b/c my neighbors keep blasting their polka music and crazy lights in their backyard

i mean parties and dancing, ok sure

but no ONE IS EVEN OUT THERE TO DANCE TO IT… WAT

PLEASE… stop… please

syruppalin:

the bags under my eyes are designer

i dreamt that the government came into my house to seize my external hd bc i have so much downloaded crap on it and after they left, i just got up and went to watch tv…

i stayed up late last night ev training my arcanine with like 60 tentacool battles and this morning i went to go to lottery+daily drawing and i usually save right before just in case i don’t get what i want and can just restart without losing money, but i forgot to save and i turned it off noo… i lost like 3 levels of exp wHY HAPPENING

mercerism:

let’s take a moment to appreciate some of the pokedex entries for ghost pokemon.

haunter

gengar

banette

shedinja

misdreavus

sableye

dusclops

dusknoir

drifloon

spiritomb

lampent

chandelure

yamask

cofagrigus

*bonus: mummification process

second outfit unlocked; i didn’t think it would be this colorful lmao
fashionista booty

second outfit unlocked; i didn’t think it would be this colorful lmao

fashionista booty

who decided minesweeper with voltorbs was a good idea

bring back the slots, i’m not good at thinking pls

i’m rly bad at it… at least with slots i could actually win omg

if i had known it was limited edition i would’ve bought more pokemon cereal

every box came with a little top!… i have the pikachu one somewhere but i wanted the marill and togepi  `;)  

link, u little shit dfghsds

link, u little shit dfghsds